BARRY BONDS AND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

ONE OF MY MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH BONDS IS NOT THAT HE TOOK STEROIDS - BUT THAT HE CHEATED AND WANTED TO BE PRAISED FOR CHEATING.
IF A KID IN CLASS IS CHEATING --HE OR SHE, SHOULD TAKE THE TEST AND LEAVE THE ROOM A.S.A.P. -- I CAN UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF CHEATING, BUT IF THE KID STANDS AT MY DESK AND WANTS ME TO:
** GRADE HIS OR HER PAPER RIGHT AWAY
** RECOMMEND HM OR HER FOR THE HONOR ROLL
** WRITE A LETTER TO HARVARD U. OR HOWARD U., ON THEIR BEHALF
I HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM WITH THEM -- FOR THAT IS MY DEFINITION OF A SOCIOPATH - FAILING TO SEE THAT THE RULES APPLY TO THEM, AS WELL AS IT DOES TO OTHERS .
MARTHA WAS TRYING TO FLY UNDER THE RADAR, BONDS WANTED TO BE PARADED AROUND THE TOWN SQUARE FOR HIS GRAND "ACHIEVEMENTS."
BOTH WERE IN A POSITION WHERE THEY DID NOT HAVE TO CHEAT AND THAT IS A KEY TO GREEK TRAGEDY -- THAT THEY CAUSED THEIR OWN FALL FROM GRACE.
MEANWHILE, BARRY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT, A FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THAT WOULD LOCK UP MARTHA STEWART, WOULD SURELY LOCK UP BARRY BONDS -- SO, BARRY DOING MORE TIME THAN LITTLE KIM AND MARTHA, IS A GIVEN IN MY BOOK.
LITTLE KIM COULD SHOOT THREE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND SEVERELY WOUND ME AND I STILL WOULD BE HARD PRESSED TO VOTE HER GUILTY OF ANYTHING BEYOND DISTURBING THE PEACE AND PARKING HER GETAWAY CAR IN A RESTRICTED ZONE.
IF YOU HAVE SEEN LITTLE KIM, YOU MIGHT UNDERSTAND MY REASONING -- BARRY IS NOT GOING TO BRING FORTH THE SAME MELLOW MOOD IN THE JURORS.
IF YOU OWE THE FEDS TEN CENTS IN BACK TAXES, YOU ARE MUCH BETTER OFF EXPLAINING TO TERRORIST THAT WE SHOULD ALL JUST GET ALONG, THAN TRYING TO GET FORGIVENESS FOR THAT DEBT.
THE FEDS HAVE NOT ROLLED OUT THE INCOME TAX CHARGES YET, BUT I THINK THEY HAVE ISSUES WITH HIS TAXES -- BARRY IS REALLY IN THE BIG LEAGUES, NOW.
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I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT BONDS WILL, EVEN AS CRAZY AS HE IS, REALIZE THE HE IS FIGHTING WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND CANNOT WIN.
BARRY BONDS HAS NEVER BEEN ABLE TO BE VICTORIOUS IN A BASEBALL GAME THAT WOULD WIN THE WORLD SERIES.
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WITH 50 BRANCH OFFICES - 48 IN CONTIGUOUS LOCATIONS - HAS WON TWO OUT OF TWO WORLD WARS.
THIS FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WAS ABLE TO FIELD A MILITARY PRESENCE THAT HAD 16,000,000 MEN AND WOMEN IN UNIFORM AND FIGHTING A TWO FRONT WAR AGAINST THE LEAD NATIONS OF GERMANY AND JAPAN.
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DEVELOPED AN ATOMIC BOMB AND WIPED OUT OVER 200,000 MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN IN TWO BOMBING RUNS.
I DON'T THINK BARRY BONDS WILL INTIMIDATE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES WITH A MERE BASEBALL BAT IN HIS HANDS.
IF BONDS IS INNOCENT:
** HE COULD TELL THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, HOW A PERSON CAN GET OLDER AND STRONGER
** HOW HE WAS ABLE, WITHOUT DRUGS, TO ALTER THE LAWS OF BOTH NATURE AND GOD AND REVERSE THE AGING CYCLE THAT TRACES BACK TO ADAM AND EVE
** HOW A GUY WHO NEVER HIT 50 HOMERUNS AS A YOUNG MAN, COULD HIT 73 AS AN OLD MAN ( BY BASEBALL STANDARDS OF AGING)
** HOW YOU CAN END ONE SEASON IN SEPTEMBER WEIGHING 185 AND RETURN IN MARCH TO PREPARE FOR THE NEXT SEASON, WEIGHING 220 AND HAVE ALL THAT EXTRA POUNDAGE IN THE FORM OF MUSCLE
** THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT MIGHT BE CURIOUS ABOUT HOW YOU TRAIN TO MAKE YOUR HEAD BIGGER -- WHAT EXERCISES DOES THAT INVOLVE?
'THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY OF THE PLANET EARTH, WOULD HAIL BONDS AS A HERO, IF HE COULD ANSWER ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS. EVEN ONE CORRECT ANSWER WOULD TAKE HIM FROM THE JAILHOUSE TO THE PENTHOUSE.