Monday, June 13, 2011

KING JAMES DETHRONED

THE 2011 MIAMI HEAT HAVE DONE A GREAT SERVICE TO THE YOUTH OF AMERICA.

MANY CHILDREN AND CHILDLIKE GROWN FOLKS, SUCH AS LEBRON JAMES, HAVE MADE THE MISTAKE OF THINKING THE CELEBRATION PRECEDES THE DOING OF THE DEED - THIS IS INCORRECT:


**THE GRADUATION DOES NOT COME BEFORE THE COMPLETION OF CLASSES

**THE RECEPTION DOES NOT COME BEFORE THE WEDDING

**THE PENSION DOES NOT COME BEFORE A HISTORY OF FAITHFUL SERVICE

**THE ARRIVAL DOES NOT COME BEFORE THE DEPARTURE

**THE CHAMPIONSHIP PARTY SHOULD NOT BE ANNOUNCED AND HELD BEFORE THE ACTUAL SEASON OF COMPETITION HAS BEGUN

** THE PREDICTION OF EARNING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHIES
IS BEST MADE AFTER THE WINNING OF THE FIRST TROPHY

IT IS ALSO APPROPRIATE TO RESERVE MUSCLE FLEXING, YELLING LIKE A VICTORIOUS
GLADIATOR AND NODDING TO THE CROWD
AS IF YOU JUST DISCOVERED E = mc2 UNTIL YOU HAVE ACTUAL DONE
SOMETHING WORTHY OF RECOGNITION.

I ENJOYED THIS N.B.A. SEASON BECAUSE IT REASSURED ME THAT THERE ARE TIMES WHEN EVENTS DO WORK OUT FOR THE BEST.

WATCHING THE FRONT RUNNING, SHOW-BOATING, SELF-TITLED, KING JAMES,
CHOKING ON HIS OWN BLOOD, WHEN THE TALENTS
HE TRANSPORTED TO MIAMI FAILED TO IMPRESS THE DALLAS MAVERICKS
AND ABOUT 50+ MILLION TELEVISION VIEWERS; I WAS
ENCOURAGED TO SEE THAT JUSTICE IS SOMETIMES PROPERLY SERVED, AS
DEMONSTRATED BY THE TEXANS VICTORY IN JUST SIX GAMES.


ONCE THE RECENTLY DEPOSED KING HAS TIME TO REORGANIZE HIS APPROACH
TO THE PERFORMANCE OF A TASK, SO THAT THE WORK
IS DONE BEFORE THE REST PERIOD BEGINS, HE MIGHT MEET WITH GREATER SUCCESS IN HIS JOB, WHICH HAS ANNUALLY ENDED IN FAILURE FOR THE TEAMS HE MISREPRESENTS -
AT AN OUTRAGEOUS SALARY.

I THINK IT IS FAIR TO CONCLUDE THAT THE FORMER KING, IS ACTUAL BETTER
SUITED TO BE A COURT JESTER.

1 comment:

sylvia said...

Amen to that Chief..........I'm so tired of the posturing and showboating.
What ever happened to graciousness and humility.
Bunny